Saturday, November 1, 2014

Bang Bang!


Well, that was fun. This is a shiny, over-the-top remake of some random Hollywood movie that I haven’t seen anyway, so I can’t really bring myself to care that’s it’s not original. Originality is not what I’m looking for, which is good because Bang Bang! stars Hrithik Roshan as a dangerous yet sexy criminal, Katrina Kaif as carefree young woman caught up in international adventures, and Hrithik’s hair gel as an indestructible force of nature.

Harleen is a bank receptionist living in Shimla with her spunky Dadi, dreaming of far-off places and wearing very appealing knitwear. Rajveer has stolen the Kohinoor diamond for an angry crime lord who wants to disrupt India/British relations, but demands more money and is pursued across the rooftops of Shimla by henchmen. He easily escapes, because he can jump from the highest buildings and come out with nothing more than stylishly ripped jeans. Harleen meets him when he’s mistaken as her blind date, but when she’s seen with him, she also becomes a target for the crime lord and is whisked away for more fights, more intrigue, and attractive international location songs.

Harleen is a very enjoyable protagonist, and Katrina is as cute as can be:



I assume this is what they were going for at the end of Ishq Shava, with the carefree attitude and miniskirts, but this actually works and I love it. With this and Dhoom 3, I'm now firmly on team Katrina. Plus, the songs are Harleen’s fantasies, not Rajveer’s, and while he’s unquestionably the hero, the story follows her instead.

The plot doesn’t actually make sense, but there is a scene with Hrithik fighting in the ocean with little jetpacks attached to his feet. Also one where he shoots a plane with a harpoon gun, then uses it to water ski and catch up with the plane. And there are these great shots from Harleen’s perspective with Hrithik all oiled up and posing like he’s on a romance novel cover. The point is, I thoroughly enjoyed every minute of this movie, and I left hoping that Harleen takes her Dadi on their next around the world adventure. She’d like it.

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Tum Mere Ho (1990)

For a long time, I thought Aamir Khan and Juhi Chawla only did two movies together: the classic Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak and the adorable Hum Hain Rahi Pyaar Ke. This is not true. There is also Tum Mere Ho. I was alerted to this absolute gem of a movie by the fellows at Pretentious Movie Reviews, which you should watch right this minute.




It’s got astonishingly regressive treatment of women, and that’s even for a 90s movie. The songs are mediocre, the soundtrack consists primarily of this annoying snake-charming tune, and the special effects are, well, they are very special and not very effective. It also has hilarious outfits. It is amazing in the best B-movie way, and I had to watch it all in one sitting. It’s actually pretty entertaining all the way through.

Monday, August 25, 2014

Dil Apna Aur Preet Parai (1960)


“I have given my heart to one who loves another.” There’s a reason that my Bollywhat profile says “Putting on too much eyeliner and pretending to be Meena Kumari”. She’s captivating, and I watched this movie solely on the basis of the haunting Ajeeb Dastaan Hai Yeh. I felt in the mood for a very lighthearted review, but this movie is beautiful and despite my distaste for Raj Kumar as a romantic lead, I was completely entranced.

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Ghulam (1998)

This is (apparently, I didn’t notice it until I read wikipedia) a remake of On the Waterfront that translates really well to a Mumbai neighborhood run by a vicious and short-tempered gangster, Ronnie. Siddhu (Aamir Khan) is a petty criminal and boxer whose brother Jai works for Ronnie. Siddhu’s not interested in following Jai’s path, but he sees no reason to oppose Ronnie’s reign of fear, either. He’ll take the odd job match-fixing by beating up a cricket player, but he’s busy with his own stuff, like romancing a stunning, motorcycle-riding, and tragically dubbed Rani Mukerji (Alisha).

I love the lighting in this movie. It's not subtle, but boy is it pretty.
We are to understand that Siddhu is very brave, or at least brash, after a game playing chicken with an oncoming train. (That goes for Aamir Khan, too, who did the stunt himself. And by “stunt” I mean actually jumping out of the way of a moving train like you see in the movie.)

There’s like 5 shots of this from different angles. I love 90s Bollywood.
They always made sure to get their money’s worth out of every dramatic moment.

Friday, July 18, 2014

Radha Ka Sangam (1992)



I ended up liking this movie so much that I had to run out and order a dvd with subtitles so I could understand the plot. It’s a reincarnation story, but the bulk of the movie is about the love story between Govinda (Govinda) and Radha (Juhi Chawla) some years in the indeterminate past. They are as cute together as I could possibly hope for, and Radha is a respectable heroine who kicks some ass with her elephant and actually speaks up when her family is trying to marry her off to the wrong brother. Also, Juhi is absolutely gorgeous, as always.



Saturday, July 12, 2014

2014 Mini-Reviews: Good roles, disappointing films

Gulaab Gang


I really wanted to like this. If it was even a little bit better, I would be praising it to the skies. But honestly, as it is, even the presence of Juhi and Madhuri could only bump it up a little past mediocre.

The lead performances were great. There are many fantastic shots of Madhuri striding towards the camera, a determined look on her face. As Rajjo, the strong-willed founder of a women’s ashram who fights for the rights of the downtrodden, she’s got scope for both gravitas and some seriously bad-ass fight scenes. And Juhi! She stops just this close to chewing all the scenery off the walls playing a scheming politician. It is an absolute delight watching them together onscreen. Two mature actresses who completely inhabit their characters, seeing them spar and scheme and fight--well, that’s something I’d like to see a lot more of.

I just wish they got better scripts. The plot is weak, the pacing is bad, and the supporting cast seemed to be around only as props to fuel the fight between Juhi and Madhuri’s characters. There’s some nascent exploration of the nature of power that is reminiscent of old-school masala, but it’s fairly heavy-handed. Juhi humiliates her staff with a wave of her hand and her spiteful nonchalance contrasts with Madhuri’s deliberate physical action. Her presence just fills the screen, and those parts are extremely satisfying. It shakes down to a mediocre good vs. evil star vehicle, though, and while it’s awesome (so awesome!) to see these actresses play hero and villain, the movie just can’t cash the check that the promos promised.

Queen


I have to say it. This movie is a lot like English Vinglish, right down to the device of characters having a mutually unintelligible conversation in different languages. But that’s okay. Just like Sridevi completely charmed me in English Vinglish, Kangana Ranaut is absolutely captivating throughout the entirety of Queen as Rani Mehra, simple middle-class girl taking the painful and unexpected chance to discover what she’s capable of.

We first meet Rani in the midst of wedding preparations. She’s excited and nervous about marrying Vijay (Rajkumar Rao) and then crushed when he dumps her right before the wedding with the same dogged persistence with which he courted her. She goes on her honeymoon trip to Europe anyway, and it’s not out of spite or willfulness, just an interest and not really knowing what else to do. I’m not sure why I didn’t enjoy it more, since watching Rani make friends and gain confidence as her wedding henna fades is pretty delightful. It’s much easier to root for her journey of self-discovery than any of the obnoxious men in Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara. You’ll just cheer when Rani stands up to Vijay in Amsterdam, after we’ve been treated to the slow reveal of his unpleasant personality.

The story could have used some editing, though. We really only needed the suggestion of Rani’s contact with her family to show us the growing change between her parents’ expectations of her and her own desires. We didn’t actually need to see every Skype conversation (although Rani frantically gesturing at her hostel roommate Taka to stay away from her webcam was pretty great and instantly relatable). The whole segment with the cranky Italian restaurateur was completely unnecessary. (Foreign people like good Indian food! Imagine that!)

What I like best is the way it ends. Finally she refuses Vijay, but in her own quiet way. She simply hands him the ring and leaves. We don’t know where she goes or what she’ll do with the rest of her life, we just know she’ll make her own self-assured decisions about it.

Hasee toh Phasee


I love Parineeti Chopra so much. (I watched Ishaqzaade twice for her sake.) And this movie is worthwhile just to see her play Meeta, a woman who’s intelligent, vulnerable, driven, hilarious, lonely and just plain weird. I don’t know that they always handled her character well, but Parineeti just throws herself into being Meeta and you can’t take your eyes off her.

As a rom-com about two people who feel out of place in their own families… well, I guess it worked. They didn’t integrate the slapstick parts very well with the serious feelings parts and of course they made it all about Nikhil, Siddharth Malhotra’s character, who is much less interesting than Meeta. Nikhil is kind of a hapless dude who hasn’t done much with his life. He makes bad decisions in business, love, and haircuts, and usually does the right thing, but he’s not very good at it.

It’s not hard to see why Nikhil eventually falls for Meeta. She’s so completely her own person, feeling everything without pretense, and at every turn he encounters a new side of her. I wish we got to see more of competent Meeta, though, considering that she’s someone who has spent the last 7 years on her own getting a PhD in a foreign country.

I don’t expect a lot from Bollywood (or Hollywood, for that matter) with respect to sensitive treatment of mental illness, so I can’t find myself too disappointed with the attitude Nikhil takes towards Meeta’s antidepressants. I do feel compelled to point out, though, that while medications can have many weird side effects, I am confident that SSRIs do not make you eat toothpaste.

I don’t know. I enjoyed the movie, but it did let me down. I seem to have that reaction to quirky rom-coms a lot, but I never stop watching them.

I did really like the side character who was into Meeta and also randomly singing filmi songs. His rendition of Ek Garam Chai (with sound effects!) was hilarious.

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Holiday (2014)


I don’t think I’ve liked a masala movie this much since Vettai. It was a completely enjoyable experience. Akshay Kumar! He’s badass! He’s hilarious! He’s engaging in ethically questionable vigilante justice! I forget how much I like watching him because of his less-than-stellar taste in scripts, but this one is a winner. It’s a remake of the Tamil movie Thuppakki, which I haven’t seen, so I can’t compare them.


Akshay is Captain Virat Bakshi, Indian Army, home on leave to see his family. They drag him to meet a potential bride, Saiba (Sonakshi Sinha) and there are comical misunderstandings and charming songs as they fall in love. Also a Govinda cameo! But at the same time, Virat is drawn into a single-minded hunt to uncover a terrorist bomb plot.


Sona and Akshay are just about the cutest thing ever, even if Saiba is a little silly. See?



Spoilers from here.